As my days left in Slovakia come to an end I thought I’d pen a few observations about the country and the people. Let’s call them “Jonesy’s tips on Slovensko“. For any Slovakian friends I’ve met or taught that have found this blog…well..try not to be offended! I genuinely enjoyed my few months here and … Continue reading »
Hello, wonder if you can help? See, I had this amazing thing called my “mojo”, it has had a habit over the last 8 months of disappearing and the fucker has done it again. It looks like a positive, bouncy, kinda thing, I reckon something like a space hopper. Anyways, I can’t pay you a … Continue reading »
I’m having a beer. Now, for a homeless dude who’s trekked to the old USSR with zero cash, just a bag full of clothes and a shed load of balls (or a mental disorder) that may sound strange. But it’s not, well, not here anyway. See in Slovakia, beer is cheaper than virtually everything else. … Continue reading »
Well, I need some cash and some legal ideas of how to get it. Let me explain the legal bit of that… See, life is never straight forward with me so let me tell you about a girl I recently met. She doesn’t do facebook or twitter or blogging or whatever so, heck, I can … Continue reading »
Well here I am in a Weatherspoons treating myself to a £2.20 pint of piss beer. In fairness this aint too bad a pub as it goes and most of my day has been spent talking to landlords co-coincidently. Yeah, I know I should probably not be spunking a couple of quid on a pint … Continue reading »
I didn’t really make any New Year’s resolutions to be honest. Well, apart from smoking and drinking a shit load more…heh why bloody not? it’s more fun than actually giving the stuff up now isn’t it? So, apart from that well, rather than resolutions I just have a few plans. Some are obvious like getting … Continue reading »
Woo hoo…..a part three! Although ?I cant be that fucked to go over all the rest of the shenanigans that went on at the hotel at the moment. I’ll save those for the book…yes the book is happening! Oh, the tumblr logo, I’ll explain that later, well as much as I can So, where the … Continue reading »
WOO HOO! I actually managed to do a proper follow up post! So, where was I. Oh, yeah, after the wedding I ended up homeless (still am) and partying away in a hotel. After being laid off from work..still why is bemusing considering all I had done for them. Well, truthfully, I know I was … Continue reading »
Ok for those of you that don’t know what the fuck Movember is let me explain before I rant on… In November men are encouraged to not shave their tash in aid of charity, specifically, for prostate cancer. Now this appealed to me on two levels….. One being charity, those of you that know me … Continue reading »
Well, today is my day off and well, I need to get this blog into gear. My list of things to do today is fucking endless so to organise my bonce I thought i’d post some random bollocks to remind me of what’s goin down and what I need to do today… Firstly, I’m available … Continue reading »
OK, let me get this straight, Mark Morrison is a fucking tool. But, this song resonates with me for a variety of reasons…every word he sings I actually agree with and the song has history with me. The lyrics you can listen to and take what you want from it..the history is something different – … Continue reading »
That’s what I keep telling myself, see, I’ve had a fucking shit few days. Actually, before I go on, why the fucking hell is facebook chat bollocksed ? Is pissing me off no-end, I’ve re-installed chrome, tried i.e., updated flash and it still doesnt bloody work. Now, I know I dont pay for facebook and … Continue reading »
Well, this should be fun. This really will be fucking random…I’m going to write about football, nipples, life, fuckbuddies, beer, religion politics and anything that I want to. I actually expect I may lose friends over this but, if you dont like the truth then fook off and all that. If you do like what … Continue reading »
