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Wifey Survey and Other Shizzle

Wifey Survey and Other Shizzle

Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »

Yes i’ll take your help

Well, I tried…tried to get myself out of this fucking hole and well it simply isn’t working. So, yes if anyone does want to try and help bail me out I’ll take it. Up until now I’ve point blankly refused out of a mixture of my stubborness and my own pride but it’s reached crisis … Continue reading »

Yeah, that’s me on your tv…

I didn’t really make any New Year’s resolutions to be honest. Well, apart from smoking and drinking a shit load more…heh why bloody not? it’s more fun than actually giving the stuff up now isn’t it? So, apart from that well, rather than resolutions I just have a few plans. Some are obvious like getting … Continue reading »

Goodbye 2010 & Fuck You!

Well, there we go, 2010 is over. Now, dear readers, I hope your 2010 was amazing as, I hope your 2011 is as well. But for me, well, 2010 was a complete and utter cunt. Now, that’s pretty well documented on here, twitter, facebook and well…that old fashioned thing of actual face to face conversation! … Continue reading »

I’m Alan Partridge part 1

Now, firstly, I’m blogging from my little HTC hero via an app so I’ve no bloody idea how this will come out. Secondly, I have to watch a few things that I say for reasons I can divulge in the new year….. Anyway, well I’m not employed (well officially I am), and I’m completely homeless … Continue reading »

Get ya teeth into some random bollocks

Well, today is my day off and well, I need to get this blog into gear. My list of things to do today is fucking endless so to organise my bonce I thought i’d post some random bollocks to remind me of what’s goin down and what I need to do today… Firstly, I’m available … Continue reading »

Should I leave the ex as the x?

Well, obviously she is the ex..and shall forever be so. After all the shit she’s put me thru not just since we split up in April but when she walked the first time before Xmas, to be honest the thought of seeing her makes me want to puke. There’s a mutual mates wedding later this … Continue reading »

Dealing with a break up

Hmm. Not too sure how to start this or what the point of it is but I think it’s good for me to write what I feel and think down…it helps somehow. I’m over the ex. Completely and utterly. At last. Been a very very difficult few months, well, it’s going to be when you’ve … Continue reading »

Don’t Stop Believing?

That’s what I keep telling myself, see, I’ve had a fucking shit few days. Actually, before I go on, why the fucking hell is facebook chat bollocksed ? Is pissing me off no-end, I’ve re-installed chrome, tried i.e., updated flash and it still doesnt bloody work. Now, I know I dont pay for facebook and … Continue reading »

Breasts and Nipples

OK, there’s certain parts of this blog you may want to avoid..if it’s anything of a sexual nature that you may wish to avoid well..just close the browser now. I’m a lucky man. Let me just stress that and expand on that, I’m a lucky man as I have never been with a munter…I have … Continue reading »