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Jonesys Birthday Message

Jonesys Birthday Message

Well, it’s my birthday. As a blogger/writer etc suppose it’s law that I post something. To be fair I’ve been a dire blogger of late, the rules are a post a day and well, think I’m on one a week. I don;t do New Years Resolutions but lets do a new birthday resolution..I’ll blog every … Continue reading »

Wifey Survey and Other Shizzle

Wifey Survey and Other Shizzle

Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »

My first homeless birthday!

Suppose yesterday should really go down as a page or so in the book but, I thought I’d bung it on here. Well, 2nd March, 2011 the day I turned 33 and the day I had no home, no paying job, no kids, no car, no cash card, no TV and…anyway you get the jist..twas … Continue reading »

the best geek n social media vids online

the best geek n social media vids online

Well, as I sit here wondering where I’m sleeping in a few days and answering emails about my situation, I’m thinking about Social Media…how its changed our lives and how thus far, it’s basically saved mine. And well, I can’t be bothered to be stressed tonight or check how well badly the 50p fund is … Continue reading »

Have you a spare 50p Guvnur?

Well, here’s an experiment in “Social Capital”. As long time readers of this blog know I’m now in a situation where I’m both homeless and jobless (book writing aside) I’m busting my backside to find a job, any fucking job, which has accommodation included. I’m doubtful that there’s a pub in London that hasn’t seen … Continue reading »

Goodbye 2010 & Fuck You!

Well, there we go, 2010 is over. Now, dear readers, I hope your 2010 was amazing as, I hope your 2011 is as well. But for me, well, 2010 was a complete and utter cunt. Now, that’s pretty well documented on here, twitter, facebook and well…that old fashioned thing of actual face to face conversation! … Continue reading »

Bullshit Facebook Avatars – Loren Feldman

As depressing as this post maybe, well, I just watched a video from Loren Feldman. And well, it said everything I wanted to say with my “change your avatar to sprouts” piss take. Facebook campaigns fuck me off, the amount of people I’ve blocked from doing the whole “change your status to….” is unbelievable. Genuine, REAL, … Continue reading »

How to make money in porn, again?

Obviously sex is the oldest transactional process in the history of man, well it’s probably second to sustenance, as in food. But, well, I’d like to make some money from it again but, whooaa, the game has changed!! Before I go into what I’m launching/launched now, to put it into context here’s the history behind it…. … Continue reading »

Try unplugging once in a whilst!

Well, it’s a month since pinochio ( the ex)  decided to cut the electricity in my flat off, (on my first day of starting a new job no less), and do you know what? There’s some serious positives to it! Honestly, no shit. To explain why I’m still without, it’ll cost me over 200 nicker … Continue reading »

My Virgin London Marathon Experience..

Well, I did it, somehow! I have officially run and finished the London Marathon…and I tell you what – never ever ever again (well probably not). For those of you that have never run the marathon, have sponsored me, are bored and want something to read etc well..I thought I’d share my thoughts on the day with … Continue reading »