Hello, wonder if you can help? See, I had this amazing thing called my “mojo”, it has had a habit over the last 8 months of disappearing and the fucker has done it again. It looks like a positive, bouncy, kinda thing, I reckon something like a space hopper. Anyways, I can’t pay you a … Continue reading »
Who just served you that glass of wine? Who just made your Latte? Who just greeted you at that museum? Who just checked you into that hotel? Were they white? Oh, they were. Were they foreign? Oh, they were. Well, you may have had a few thoughts running thru your bonce…”another bloody foreigner“, “shit drinking … Continue reading »
Suppose yesterday should really go down as a page or so in the book but, I thought I’d bung it on here. Well, 2nd March, 2011 the day I turned 33 and the day I had no home, no paying job, no kids, no car, no cash card, no TV and…anyway you get the jist..twas … Continue reading »
Well, here’s an experiment in “Social Capital”. As long time readers of this blog know I’m now in a situation where I’m both homeless and jobless (book writing aside) I’m busting my backside to find a job, any fucking job, which has accommodation included. I’m doubtful that there’s a pub in London that hasn’t seen … Continue reading »
Well, it’s been a few weeks now of being homeless and jobless*. And what an interesting few fucking weeks it’s been. *Do I still qualify to be an author (unpublished), a blogger and well, traveler? Well, yes probably. I’m still writing the book, the online side of things has carried on and well…I AM Travelling!!! Albeit, … Continue reading »
Well, here’s a new experience to add to the book. I spent the other day with an undercover journalist inside Guy Ritchie’s mansion. Here’s not the place to go into how I was with a BBC journo but well, so far he’s the only journalist to actually get into the squat, let alone get any … Continue reading »
Well here I am in a Weatherspoons treating myself to a £2.20 pint of piss beer. In fairness this aint too bad a pub as it goes and most of my day has been spent talking to landlords co-coincidently. Yeah, I know I should probably not be spunking a couple of quid on a pint … Continue reading »
For those that don’t understand the new world of social media, or indeed the new world I thought I’d answer a few questions people have been firing at me. A…it IS a new world, do you think the people of Egypt got together by posting letters to each other or phoning each other? Er, no, … Continue reading »
Well, I tried…tried to get myself out of this fucking hole and well it simply isn’t working. So, yes if anyone does want to try and help bail me out I’ll take it. Up until now I’ve point blankly refused out of a mixture of my stubborness and my own pride but it’s reached crisis … Continue reading »
Well, there we go, 2010 is over. Now, dear readers, I hope your 2010 was amazing as, I hope your 2011 is as well. But for me, well, 2010 was a complete and utter cunt. Now, that’s pretty well documented on here, twitter, facebook and well…that old fashioned thing of actual face to face conversation! … Continue reading »
Woo hoo…..a part three! Although ?I cant be that fucked to go over all the rest of the shenanigans that went on at the hotel at the moment. I’ll save those for the book…yes the book is happening! Oh, the tumblr logo, I’ll explain that later, well as much as I can So, where the … Continue reading »
WOO HOO! I actually managed to do a proper follow up post! So, where was I. Oh, yeah, after the wedding I ended up homeless (still am) and partying away in a hotel. After being laid off from work..still why is bemusing considering all I had done for them. Well, truthfully, I know I was … Continue reading »
Now, firstly, I’m blogging from my little HTC hero via an app so I’ve no bloody idea how this will come out. Secondly, I have to watch a few things that I say for reasons I can divulge in the new year….. Anyway, well I’m not employed (well officially I am), and I’m completely homeless … Continue reading »
