Well, the blog is back 2012….a whole new year and all that. Indulge me and watch this, as this is how I feel.. I hardly blogged at the backend of last year and for that I apologise. Lets just say 2011 was mental (I can barely look thru the archives of what was going on). … Continue reading »
As my days left in Slovakia come to an end I thought I’d pen a few observations about the country and the people. Let’s call them “Jonesy’s tips on Slovensko“. For any Slovakian friends I’ve met or taught that have found this blog…well..try not to be offended! I genuinely enjoyed my few months here and … Continue reading »
Hello, wonder if you can help? See, I had this amazing thing called my “mojo”, it has had a habit over the last 8 months of disappearing and the fucker has done it again. It looks like a positive, bouncy, kinda thing, I reckon something like a space hopper. Anyways, I can’t pay you a … Continue reading »
Well, I really dunno where to start this blog post. I’m like someone with a split personality disorder tonight..dunno if I should laugh or cry right now..probably both I suppose. It’s like my situation is a zillion times better for so many reasons right now but in fairness is that just distracting from the fact I’m kinda … Continue reading »
It’s amazing what you can fit into one case Well, I say case, I just managed to fit 90% of my life into one big ol’ Guinness holdall. And to be honest I found it bloody liberating. See, it’s not the first time in the last six months that I’ve had to have a bit of a … Continue reading »
Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »
Who just served you that glass of wine? Who just made your Latte? Who just greeted you at that museum? Who just checked you into that hotel? Were they white? Oh, they were. Were they foreign? Oh, they were. Well, you may have had a few thoughts running thru your bonce…”another bloody foreigner“, “shit drinking … Continue reading »
I’ve been a very very bad blogger of late. Considering all that has happened and is still happening I’ve a lot to thank people for and a lot to let people know about but, lets save that for another day… Thought I’d give my spin on working at a fledging company in what is a … Continue reading »
Suppose yesterday should really go down as a page or so in the book but, I thought I’d bung it on here. Well, 2nd March, 2011 the day I turned 33 and the day I had no home, no paying job, no kids, no car, no cash card, no TV and…anyway you get the jist..twas … Continue reading »
For those that don’t understand the new world of social media, or indeed the new world I thought I’d answer a few questions people have been firing at me. A…it IS a new world, do you think the people of Egypt got together by posting letters to each other or phoning each other? Er, no, … Continue reading »
OK, as I sit here feeling like death (ok it’s man flu) I thought I’d try and perk myself up. I seriously need to make it into work tomorrow, we’ve a lot going on and I’m the main man to sort it. So.. I’ve got paracetamol, the internet, a big fuck off bottle of evian, some lemsip, some … Continue reading »
Well, today is my day off and well, I need to get this blog into gear. My list of things to do today is fucking endless so to organise my bonce I thought i’d post some random bollocks to remind me of what’s goin down and what I need to do today… Firstly, I’m available … Continue reading »
Right, well, its stoopid o’clock in the morning and I should be asleep, the reason I’m not is that as soon as I wake up I have to get up and I can’t ever get back to sleep. This morning I woke at 5. So, I had to get up at 5 – I fucking … Continue reading »
Well, here I am chilling as I have work tomorrow, watching some shit simply red thing on itv..I’ve done my washing, the lights are on, the tinternet is on, shirts are ironed, I’ve designed a few posters for work, had a few beers as of QPR and am still buzzing from our result today, its … Continue reading »
Well, obviously she is the ex..and shall forever be so. After all the shit she’s put me thru not just since we split up in April but when she walked the first time before Xmas, to be honest the thought of seeing her makes me want to puke. There’s a mutual mates wedding later this … Continue reading »
OK, let me get this straight, Mark Morrison is a fucking tool. But, this song resonates with me for a variety of reasons…every word he sings I actually agree with and the song has history with me. The lyrics you can listen to and take what you want from it..the history is something different – … Continue reading »
Well, where do I start? Suppose an explanation is in order re: part 2 of my “VIP” QPR post not appearing and part 1 disappearing altogether! OK it seems my QPR post touched a nerve as certain people weren’t too happy about it it seems! In a nutshell, some “alleged” QPR fans decided to email my blog post … Continue reading »
It’s my forte. Since time began I’ve been “online”. Back in the days of dial-up I was part of a QPR email list where you would download all the emails, maybe reply to one or two, re connect the modem and send the replies…since then I’ve been on all the QPR messageboards that have appeared … Continue reading »
OK…LIFE Here’s a post about life, or maybe more to the point my life at the moment – for I am at a bit of a crossroads at the moment. See, I somehow managed to be with a girl for nearly a decade (fuck knows how) and it’s recently gone tits up. No infidelity or … Continue reading »
