Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »
I didn’t really make any New Year’s resolutions to be honest. Well, apart from smoking and drinking a shit load more…heh why bloody not? it’s more fun than actually giving the stuff up now isn’t it? So, apart from that well, rather than resolutions I just have a few plans. Some are obvious like getting … Continue reading »
Well, there we go, 2010 is over. Now, dear readers, I hope your 2010 was amazing as, I hope your 2011 is as well. But for me, well, 2010 was a complete and utter cunt. Now, that’s pretty well documented on here, twitter, facebook and well…that old fashioned thing of actual face to face conversation! … Continue reading »
So… 12) She musnt be infatuated with hair straighteners. You know who you are! I actually have a fear of hair tongs thanks to one ex who wouldn’t leave the bloody house without straightening her hair for 942 hours. If you have curly hair ACCEPT it, if you have straight hair ACCEPT it. 13) She … Continue reading »
So, I’m now single for the first time in 9 and a half years and its time to start looking for Mrs Jones. And, well, I’ve given this some thought…see, what’s the bloody point of fucking about and making mistakes? So, I’m doing a list…any potential bird will be pointed here and if she doesn’t … Continue reading »
