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Being single is a bit shit..

Now, I’ve some mates that seem to be constantly single…I put this down to them being one of the following..a bit bohemium, an ugly cunt/bitch, shit in bed, odd, unfunny or just too damn picky. Now, I’m none of those. Hell, I’ve never dated a moose in my life and whilst I’ve been with someone … Continue reading »

John Terry is a wanker

John Terry……£170K a week basic salary for a DEFENDER. Now lets put that in context…Ronaldinho gets the same wage.  Now, Terry’s job is to make tackles..I mean in a nutshell he gets 170 grand a week to basically, kick the ball away from other footballers – that’s it. Where as Ronaldinho is there doing keepy uppies, … Continue reading »

What my name means

Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary (and cheers dave c for this) 1. Scott An incredibly cool person. “That is guy is such a Scott!“ 2. Scott a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the … Continue reading »