Well, I need some cash and some legal ideas of how to get it. Let me explain the legal bit of that… See, life is never straight forward with me so let me tell you about a girl I recently met. She doesn’t do facebook or twitter or blogging or whatever so, heck, I can … Continue reading »
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Wifey Survey and Other Shizzle
Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »
Yeah, that’s me on your tv…
I didn’t really make any New Year’s resolutions to be honest. Well, apart from smoking and drinking a shit load more…heh why bloody not? it’s more fun than actually giving the stuff up now isn’t it? So, apart from that well, rather than resolutions I just have a few plans. Some are obvious like getting … Continue reading »
I’m Alan Partridge Part 2
WOO HOO! I actually managed to do a proper follow up post! So, where was I. Oh, yeah, after the wedding I ended up homeless (still am) and partying away in a hotel. After being laid off from work..still why is bemusing considering all I had done for them. Well, truthfully, I know I was … Continue reading »
So, maybe I should post something worthwhile?
OK…LIFE Here’s a post about life, or maybe more to the point my life at the moment – for I am at a bit of a crossroads at the moment. See, I somehow managed to be with a girl for nearly a decade (fuck knows how) and it’s recently gone tits up. No infidelity or … Continue reading »
Welcome to my blog!!
Well, this should be fun. This really will be fucking random…I’m going to write about football, nipples, life, fuckbuddies, beer, religion politics and anything that I want to. I actually expect I may lose friends over this but, if you dont like the truth then fook off and all that. If you do like what … Continue reading »
