It’s amazing what you can fit into one case Well, I say case, I just managed to fit 90% of my life into one big ol’ Guinness holdall. And to be honest I found it bloody liberating. See, it’s not the first time in the last six months that I’ve had to have a bit of a … Continue reading »
Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »
I didn’t really make any New Year’s resolutions to be honest. Well, apart from smoking and drinking a shit load more…heh why bloody not? it’s more fun than actually giving the stuff up now isn’t it? So, apart from that well, rather than resolutions I just have a few plans. Some are obvious like getting … Continue reading »
Well, there we go, 2010 is over. Now, dear readers, I hope your 2010 was amazing as, I hope your 2011 is as well. But for me, well, 2010 was a complete and utter cunt. Now, that’s pretty well documented on here, twitter, facebook and well…that old fashioned thing of actual face to face conversation! … Continue reading »
WOO HOO! I actually managed to do a proper follow up post! So, where was I. Oh, yeah, after the wedding I ended up homeless (still am) and partying away in a hotel. After being laid off from work..still why is bemusing considering all I had done for them. Well, truthfully, I know I was … Continue reading »
Well, today is my day off and well, I need to get this blog into gear. My list of things to do today is fucking endless so to organise my bonce I thought i’d post some random bollocks to remind me of what’s goin down and what I need to do today… Firstly, I’m available … Continue reading »
Now, I’ve some mates that seem to be constantly single…I put this down to them being one of the following..a bit bohemium, an ugly cunt/bitch, shit in bed, odd, unfunny or just too damn picky. Now, I’m none of those. Hell, I’ve never dated a moose in my life and whilst I’ve been with someone … Continue reading »
