Well, despite everything I’m on the hunt for a Mrs Jonesy. Heh, why the fuck not, women are amazing after all aren’t they? Well I say A Mrs Jonesy, ideally I’d like to go for THE Mrs Jonesy – shit, two long term relationships I’ve had thus far and blooming heck I don’t think I … Continue reading »
WOO HOO! I actually managed to do a proper follow up post! So, where was I. Oh, yeah, after the wedding I ended up homeless (still am) and partying away in a hotel. After being laid off from work..still why is bemusing considering all I had done for them. Well, truthfully, I know I was … Continue reading »
Well, today is my day off and well, I need to get this blog into gear. My list of things to do today is fucking endless so to organise my bonce I thought i’d post some random bollocks to remind me of what’s goin down and what I need to do today… Firstly, I’m available … Continue reading »
OK OK This isnt a porn site/blog. But heh, for some unknown reason I watched Piranha yesterday. On that note trust me it’s a complete and utter pile of shit. Don’t bother watching it – at all. For the women you’ll hate it, for the men you’ll hate it. Well, excluding one scene where the … Continue reading »
Oh FFS. Now have a few work colleagues as friends on facebook and as this sites updates appear on my wall obviously people are finding out about this gaff. Not that I have an issue with that, being mr blatantly honest on certain emotional things, but my colleagues are obviously new friends. And I genuinely … Continue reading »
I’m not really in the mood to post this as I’m shattered (and currently watching Spooks) but, heh you mentalists must love my bullshit ramblings as the hits on the site are mahossive. So, where were we? Oh yeah tits or arse. Which reminds me, I used to actually run a (very successful) porn site … Continue reading »
So… 12) She musnt be infatuated with hair straighteners. You know who you are! I actually have a fear of hair tongs thanks to one ex who wouldn’t leave the bloody house without straightening her hair for 942 hours. If you have curly hair ACCEPT it, if you have straight hair ACCEPT it. 13) She … Continue reading »
So, I’m now single for the first time in 9 and a half years and its time to start looking for Mrs Jones. And, well, I’ve given this some thought…see, what’s the bloody point of fucking about and making mistakes? So, I’m doing a list…any potential bird will be pointed here and if she doesn’t … Continue reading »
In the last ten years I think I’ve eaten about a dozen meals cooked by a woman under the age of 30..and in fairness, all of those apart from two were done out of a bloody ragu jar. Where as I, who can’t cook for shit but is trying to learn, has cooked more than … Continue reading »
